Teardrops on My Dildo: The Marathon Edition
Two hit shows. One wild night. Zero filter.
A Seaview Comedy Favourite, Vanessa Larry Mitchell returns to the tavern with Teardrops on My Dildo AND Teardrops on My Dildo: Fully Charged….. Together for the ultimate comedy marathon — two hours of bold, brutally honest, side-splitting stand-up about love, lust, parenting, and the glorious chaos of being a modern woman with no f@cks to give.
Sass. Filth. Far too much information. Exactly how you like it.
Skip yoga — this comedy marathon is the core workout of your life.
Two 5 star shows in one sitting!
★★★★★ “Teardrops on My Dildo by Vanessa Larry Mitchell is hands-down the funniest thing we’ve ever seen” – Fringefeed
★★★★★ “Elite Fringe Comedy” – Kids in Adelaide (Parenting Magazine)
★★★★ “Vanessa is exactly the comedian women need right now” Mindshare
★★★★ “Vanessa is more confident and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen” – The Scotsman
Saturday 20th June 2026
The Seaview Tavern, upstairs
Tickets $50 + booking fee pre-sold
Doors 6:30pm
Purchase tickets online here: https://offbeat.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/84fba086-ff42-45e4-9df0-b1a69eb3fa76
